Findings:
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- good reasons to get an education
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- five will get you ten
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- It will be good when I am leader
- Buddha's Discourse on Good Will
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
- Will I ever know?
- As Good as it Gets
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Good reasons to get decapitated
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- As Good As It Gets?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How to get good in-flight service
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- A Good Reason To Get Drunk
- Life will get easier
- You will get yours
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- The bomber will always get through
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- 15 will get you 20
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
- It will get better
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- How to get a good night's sleep
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- The Boogie Man Will Get You
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Courtesy And Good Will Toward Men
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good wil prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- Peace on earth and good will toward men
- Good Will Hunting
- Our love is eternal. The night will end. The dragon is forever. Good will prevail. Mother sits on her throne.
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- The worst children's book ever
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- Was it ever there?
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- Johnny Evers
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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