Findings:

• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• It will be good when I am leader
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Music need not be popular to be good
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• You will be assimilated
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The Revolution will be televised
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• That I Would Be Good
• The revolution will not be televised
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• How to be a good customer
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If it be your will
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• I will always be in the details
• I will be in my trailer!
• Boys will be boys
• the world will be remade in our image
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• To be or not to be
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The end will be a sellout
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Too good to be true
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• You're too good to be human
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I will always be weird inside
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• lost, or trying to be
• Carl Everett
• Who Will Be There
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• TV can be a good thing
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Or at least it used to be
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• There will never be another you
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Come. And be my baby
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• There will be no more stories to read
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Evil be thou my good
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Someday, I will be strong
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• My RPG will be a work of art
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Will I cease to be
• There will be time
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• good reasons to be content
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I fear I will be nothing
• Will I be given that chance?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Be a model or just look like one
• I must die or be better
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Marks which will never be broken
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The Be Good Tanyas
• How To Be Good
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Be there or be square
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• The next life will be better
• How to be a good evil villain
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion

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