Findings:
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- will happen, happening, happened
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- Something Happened
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- It happened a long time ago
- Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
- Accidents will happen
- Haunted by the specters of something that hasn't happened
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- Something was about to happen.
- Something Happens
- This will never happen
- This happens all the time
- The Book that Proves Time Travel Happens
- Whatever happened to acid rain?
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- What happened to us, poisoned by truth
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
- It Can't Happen Here
- How it would happen
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- Level 2
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- What happened to claymation?
- Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I think I will break but I mend
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
- Just because it happened to you
- As It Happens
- Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
- This can't happen
- What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
- happen
- A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
- Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
- It Happened One Night
- cliches happen
- How could this happen?
- What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
- an accident waiting to happen
- What happens to nice girls?
- Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
- Everything happens now
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- Nothing Much Happens
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- What happens to milk after cheese?
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
- What happened to the competition of ideas?
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- What happens if you're too nice?
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- What happens when you get too lonely
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- What happens if you question your existence?
- What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Everything Happens at Night
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- If you told me this never happened
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- Accidents Never Happen
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- Hot pursuit
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- Shit happens
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- You Know What Happens
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- What happens when we die?
- What Happens to Dead Muppets?
- What if it never happened?
- can't happen
- The Big Bang happened here
- True love happens
- What do you want to see happen?
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- Whatever happened to the Burger King?
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- What happens to a dream deferred?
- Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
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