Findings:

• snowball's chance in hell
• Snowball's Chance
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
• chance
• second chance
• no chance
• Fat chance
• Chance, Chance, Chance, Chance
• chance operation
• off chance
• chance medley
• Will I be given that chance?
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• It's Your Chance of a Lifetime
• Give Peace a Chance
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Chance encounters with strangers
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Another chance at self defeat
• Last Chance to See
• Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
• Tomorrow's Chance
• You pays your nickel and you takes your chances
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• What are the chances?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• The Last Chance Texaco
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• Chances Are
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Penis size and impregnation
• Chance encounters
• A Second Chance At Eden
• people for whom religion is mostly a matter of chance
• Improving your chances of winning at blackjack
• Ghost of Chance
• A Second Chance
• James Chance and the Contortions
• Leave it to Chance
• If it chance your eye offend you
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• Buckley's chance
• Increase the chance of recovering a stolen laptop
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Last Chance
• A Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• chance (user)
• The $1,000,000 Chance of a Lifetime
• The chances of a poet reaching us are very slim
• .78 Chance (user)
• Dora Chance
• Last Best Chance
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Your last chance to win is in the scoring
• Interesting Times (Wherein I Chance Upon a Cryptogram)
• A dinner party; a last chance. A love song; a bear dance.
• chances accepted
• total chances
• The reward for a good deed is the chance to do another
• chances (user)
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• The Music of Chance
• Chances Not Taken
• Life: Chance
• My Last Chance for Love
• Taking Chance
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Fate vs Chance
• Chinaman's chance
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• puncher's chance
• Cloudy, with a chance of pain
• charming, with a chance of terror
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• Games of chance
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• doesn't
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• God probably doesn't exist
• The song that doesn't end
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• My Heart Doesn't Follow My Heart
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• SOY doesn't make you strong?
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• He doesn't bite
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

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