Findings:

• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I never know what to do with my hands
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• You Can't Do That on Television
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• everyone knows Shirley, the bread lady
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• why I think I can't do anything
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• What do we know of the outside world?
• I don't know what to do with you
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Do you know where your children are?
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Ghosts Can't Do It
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• I know. I can't remember.
• Do you know me?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Do the math
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I don't know what else to do
• The kind of math I do
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
• Do you Know the Way To San José?
• Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• And Lord knows, do we love.
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• It's Ten O'Clock Do You Know Where Your Children Are
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
• Those who can't do, teach
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• I can't do that, Dave
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Do you know what pain is?
• you can't do it alone
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Do you know Dr. Wright of Norwich?
• Do You Know Squarepusher
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• What the BLEEP Do We Know!?
• A story about a person I do not know
• do i know you (user)
• Know How, Can Do
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• What Do You Know, Deutschland?
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Do I know what a rhetorical question is?
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• How do you know that name?
• How do you know it's real?
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• How do I know if I love you?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Do I Know You?
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• do you want to know everything?
• Things everyone should know about cars
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• watching everyone you know die
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• everyone I've loved knows your name
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• i can't find it anywhere
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• Smartick math
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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