Findings:
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Can't get you out of my head
- How to escape domestic violence
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to get more out of Psi
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
- Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- figure out
- You can't get there from here
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How to get hit by a car
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- How to get along with Texans
- How to get more change than you deserve
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- geek out
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- How to get a good night's sleep
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- How to Get Ahead in Advertising
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- 'Get out of the arena' heat
- Getting a free case of beer
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Figure It Out
- How to get rid of a cold
- Get out the crying towel
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Why can't I get over her
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Getting what you want from tech support
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- How to get a 19" monitor for free
- How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
- Getting a site banned from Google
- How to get to Antarctica
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
- can't get with
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- I figured out Faith
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Geek's guide to working out
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- I can't get comfortable here
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- How to crack root and not get caught
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- Get the fuck out of my office
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Getting free pizza
- How to get good in-flight service
- How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
- How to get a date
- Get out of Hell free card
- Get out of jail free card
- How to get to Sesame Street
- How to get DC power from AC
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- How babies get around
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- How to get around censorware
- How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
- How to get rid of cockroaches
- I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
- I told you I love you, now get out
- How to get more donations for Everything
- How to get a skateboard sponsor
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Crying does not get you out of a ticket
- How not to faint when you can't move
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- How to get a girl's attention
- Get your mind out of the gutter
- How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
- the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
- I can't "get interested", dumbass
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- At least things can't get any worse
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
- Can't we all just get along?
- I figured it all out
- Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- How to be a geek
- How do you become a geek?
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- Fluoxetine
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to get it
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- Get the hell out of Dodge
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- Geek's guide to working out (idea) mp3 (recording)
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- Overhead imagery of your house
- How to lie and get away with it
- How to get a date in France
- How to get rid of Telemachus
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- How to avoid a car accident
- How to get a date in France: 2
- Go out and get some fresh air
- How to get a pseudo random .signature
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- How to NOT get towed away
- How to get your stuff voted up
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
- Get a rise out of someone
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- How to get a blow job
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Gotta get out
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