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• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• you had to be there
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• boss i wish you had told me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• marry me and you'll be safe
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• So you want to be a star?
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• There Will Be Blood
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• What it's like to be in love
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Where's the kaboom?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• So you want to be a DJ?
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Look siad me Be like me
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• There will be no more stories to read
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• So mote it be
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Some things that fly there be
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• There is some place I need to be
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• There need to be more powers
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• there will be a last
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• You're too young to be so old
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• So you want to be a waitress
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Who Will Be There
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• There can be only one
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• You could be so delicious
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• A Man Needs To be Told
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• Be there or be square
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• So you want to be evil
• Let me be your fantasy
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• There will never be another you
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Truth be told
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88

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