Findings:
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to tell if someone loves you
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Piero Manzoni
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- when did we forget how to play?
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to survive a heart attack when alone
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- how to tell if an egg is rotten
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- When the shit hits the fan
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Beating someone severely
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- How to insult someone using calculus
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- How wonderful to come home full of quiet coals
- Eye contact at a distance
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- when strangers tell me to smile
- When you want me and how you want me
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Spotting a fake note in the UK
- How to tell if you need new tires
- Forgiving someone
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How the Police tell if you are high
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- two-way mirror
- How to Smile when You are in Pain
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- When life gives you shit
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
- When the Pope says shit
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- when someone you disliked dies
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- So someone tells you they've been raped
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- My eyes change color when I kiss someone
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- How to ruin someone's life
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How to Shit in the Woods
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- My first comet
- how striking is the world, how careless and full of desire
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How not to faint when you can't move
- Who what when where why & how
- How to hypnotize someone
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- Churches that tell you how to live
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How to declare someone dead
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How to tackle someone
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to interview someone
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to tell she's good looking
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How to tell if paper is acid free
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- The sandbox, it is full of shit (category)
- pillow-case full of soap
- My god, it's full of sprinkles!
- My God! It's chock full of SOY!
- Full Moon Party
- full bath
- Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
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