Findings:

• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• I'm flier than a seagull
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• dude
• Dar Robinson
• The Dude
• Dude Love
• Dr Dude (user)
• The Dude (user)
• beach dude (user)
• Racket dude
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• Bad Dudes
• Apple Shampoo
• Righteous Dude
• Street poetry dude
• Dude Ranch
• Dudes
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• dude (user)
• Dude, Where's My Car?
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• Star Dudes
• Hey Dude
• that one dude (user)
• rocker dude (user)
• The Dude and God's People
• Jolly Beggar Dude
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Two Crude Dudes
• All the Young Dudes
• dude, where's my bike?
• nyc dude (user)
• dudes (user)
• white dude (user)
• The Dude Abides
• apocalypse dude (user)
• Apocalypse Dudes
• The Weird Dude (user)
• seriously dude??? (user)
• dude, where's my node?
• Dude, you have a white spot
• Sin Sign Dude
• Revocation of a Dude Card
• Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
• "Dude! How did you get that tone?": Guitar Effects Pedals and Processors (category)
• a dude named pickles
• talentless rich dude
• big muscley dude
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill

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