Findings:

• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I'm not drinking any more
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Would you like to know more?
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Comma Splices and Run-on Sentences
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Silence is more wounding than any word
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Best viewed with any browser
• any
• by any means necessary
• Unsafe At Any Speed
• Press any key to continue
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• On Any Sunday
• Any song can be a love song
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• "42" is even to any base
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• I was never any good at maths at school
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Pick a card, any card
• I can't find the any key
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• Any Given Sunday
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To Any Reader
• Eat any good books lately?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
• You mean the me that you would be
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• No time of any kind
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• God ain't giving out any hints
• Any wise and wintry thing
• justify any of this (user)
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• because I have given up any care
• I can quit any time I want
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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