Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if there's one thing that defines a beverage, it should be total satisfaction"

• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• There can be only one
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Food should not be luminous
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• There will be time
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Laundry should be free
• Children should be seen and not heard
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• This node should be filled with renga!
• Should I be happy?
• there will be a last
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• What is and what should never be
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Farmers' Market
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Some things that fly there be
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• This node should be filled with bees!
• titles should be approached laterally
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Automobile tire pressure
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• you had to be there
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• I should be able to remember your face
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• It should not be this complicated
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• why you should never be a referee
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• There need to be more powers
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Be a problematic duck over there
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• There Will Be Blood
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Why should we be moral?
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• How Should A Person Be?
• There will be no more stories to read
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• stupidity should be painful
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Should I be sorry?
• Things every child should be taught
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Who Will Be There
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• AI should be our top priority.
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• On the comet there will be much pie
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Chalant should be a word!
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Be a model or just look like one
• There is some place I need to be
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Be there or be square
• You Should Be Sober
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Rebeca Martinez
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Where's the kaboom?
• Funerals should be a celebration
• No one can be in two places at once
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• all the cute guys will be there

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