Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm sorry
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• So. Central Rain
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so sorry
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm Not Sorry
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm
• IM
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I walk around when I'm high
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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