Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if you're taking the time to read this, i'm probably talking about you."

• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I'm not talking about
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I know what I'm talking about
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I'm about to create a new node!
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Talking about the weather
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• It's about damn time
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• Talking about death
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Time flies when you're having fun
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• talking about other countries
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• General sexuality newsgroup
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Attitudes about sexuality in Sumer vs. America
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• What science fiction says about the technology of its time
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Talking about death 2
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• It hard to forget you now that my parents are okay with talking about you.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
• you're wasting time
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• What are you talking about?
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• There's Something About Mary
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• Tell me a story about rains
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• i had a dream about the future
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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