Findings:

• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• You'll never get away with this!
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You can never get away from yourself
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• You'll never work in dis bidness again
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I have never felt more alive
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• Kill Yourself
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• The drummer always gets laid
• How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Camp Kill Yourself
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Stoned music memories
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Penis size and impregnation
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• Know your pets
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• you have never been safe
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• I have never
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• I Have Never Known a World
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• i have to get out
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Using a command line
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Why not just kill yourself?
• how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• You'll never win anything with kids
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• If you never know, you'll never try.
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• You'll never work in this town again!
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I never get mail
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Let's Get Killed
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• marxists get crazy laid
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• the quiet gets you in touch with yourself, and your self gets you in touch with the infinite
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Something I Can Never Have
• Questions we will never have answers to
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Khaled Islambouli
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• get yourself free
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
• Tomorrow's Chance
• .78 Chance (user)
• Dora Chance
• Last Best Chance
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident

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