Findings:

• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• You'll never get away with this!
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• You can never get away from yourself
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• if you want to get rid of her, you have to stop feeding her
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• Stoned music memories
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The drummer always gets laid
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• i have to get out
• Penis size and impregnation
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
• How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
• Why not just kill yourself?
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• You'll never win anything with kids
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Never get involved in a land war in Asia
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I have never felt more alive
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Something I Can Never Have
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• you have never been safe
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Know your pets
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Kill Yourself
• Camp Kill Yourself
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• You'll never work in dis bidness again
• You'll never work in this town again!
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• go ugly early and you'll never go home alone
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• If you never know, you'll never try.
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• I never get mail
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Let's Get Killed
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• marxists get crazy laid
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• I have never
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• the quiet gets you in touch with yourself, and your self gets you in touch with the infinite
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Using a command line
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Khaled Islambouli
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• get yourself free
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I Have Never Known a World
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
• Tomorrow's Chance
• .78 Chance (user)
• Dora Chance
• Last Best Chance
• How to Introduce Yourself to a Person that has Eyes on Stalks and Radial Teeth
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm

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