Findings:

• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• for the dreamers who stare into the night sky
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• The girl who hangs the sun
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• some girls try too hard
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• If only I could get into her head
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• get the disease and try to understand
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• How to not get the girl
• The girl who everyone loved
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• Girl gangstas
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• How to get a girl's attention
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Get In Shape Girl
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Weary Traveller, who tried, sought
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• Get Rid of Slimy girlS (usergroup)
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• The girl you fell in love with
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• the girl who danced with the chair
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• Who wears the pants
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• How books get into libraries
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Arsonists Get All The Girls
• how to get into UCLA
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Who gets to decide?
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• Girls who only date jocks
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Helping people cheat
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• The girl who left a legend
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• Girls Who Bite Back
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Who's That Girl
• A Girl Walks Into A Bar
• The Girl Who Waited
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• I tried to pull you into my head
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• How to avoid a car accident
• The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
• Try not to look into my eyes
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Got to Get You into My Life
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek

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