Findings:

• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• the world will be remade in our image
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• AI should be our top priority.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• You will be assimilated
• What life after death will really be like
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The revolution will not be televised
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Someday, I will be strong
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I will be your young sinner
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I fear I will be nothing
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• The next life will be better
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Carl Everett
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• They will not be named!
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• I will be light
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• node that will be my legacy
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will always be weird inside
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I will be in my trailer!
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If it be your will
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• there will be a last
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• There Will Be Blood
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Everything will be alright
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Boys will be boys
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• There will be time
• The television will not be revolutionized
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Will I cease to be
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Will I be given that chance?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• all the cute guys will be there
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• The end will be a sellout
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The Revolution will be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• My RPG will be a work of art
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• There will never be another you
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will always be in the details
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Even the dead will not be safe

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