Findings:

• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• People who don't smoke will never die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Dead links in writeups
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• play dumb
• Grow up
• People who love FTP
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• People die
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• kids grow up too fast
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• People who died laughing
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• People don't flail when they die
• Flaunting your sexuality
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
• Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
• Her hair, tangled
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Using a command line
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• people who wear camo
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• people who need people are just people who need people
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• When I Grow Up
• junior grows up (user)
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Taking things at surface value
• Pollyanna Grows Up
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• people die every day
• The rules of pool are not selective
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Ground rush
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Where people go when people die
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• People have fucked up before
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Fucked up ways to die
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People who are not anarchists
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• funny fat guy who dies
• People who carp about their jobs
• People who don't read
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• we who are about to die salute you
• How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• The People Who Used to Live There
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• let me grow up
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Why people die on the toilet
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• When We Grow Up
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• jr grows up (user)
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Old people just grow lonesome
• When you kill people they die
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• cat haters
• Know your pets
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Things people put up their butts
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• God is good, people are screwed up
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Capitalize, please
• The bored who complain
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
• People who use Windows
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Type A blood
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Up With People
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Why people who jog live longer
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Old people die
• The other people who hate war
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• people who don't exist
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Two people who are not touching
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever

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