Findings:

• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Come Pick Me Up
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• Wake me up if you still want me
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• The Pick Up Line
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Pick Me, Pic Me, Pick Me, Pick Me Not
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Pick it up
• Carl Sagan threw down the gauntlet and Tyson picked it up and put it on.
• pick up
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• let me grow up
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Drag Me to Hell
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• Local publications I picked up in Toronto
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Watch whose money you pick up.
• Too loud to pick up that flinch.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Pick Me, Honey!
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• I pick up countries and scatter them down
• Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Would you pick up a penny? (e2poll)
• Pick up artistry
• Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Hit me up
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Don't wait up for me
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Sweep me up
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Bitch set me up!
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• How to pick up women
• Pick up a tail
• Pick up the Phone Booth and Die
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• pick up line
• Pick up Sticks
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• How to pick up Sheilas
• find a penny, pick it up
• How to pick up men
• Fold Me Up
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• How to pick up a dime with a forklift
• Smile at guys, for me
• Stand Up Guy
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• The Tall Guy
• Guy Kawasaki
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• The Humble Guys
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• right guy
• tough guy
• The Cable Guy
• Guy Fawkes
• Guy Debord
• Exquisite Dead Guy
• You just cut that guy off
• Fall guy
• just a guy (user)
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• guy bob receptacles (user)
• sane guy (user)
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Dead Guy Ale
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Two Guys from Andromeda
• guys in Speedos
• Menards guy
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• Small-framed Guy
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Wild and Crazy Guy
• Guy Daikouji
• Guy Clark
• West Country Guy (user)
• He's a good guy friend
• The three kinds of nice guys
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• date movies for guys
• Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
• How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
• getting hit by a guy
• Strong Guy
• Guy Ritchie
• That guy issue
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• The little guy
• Operation Good Guys
• Good-looking guy game
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Guy Incognito (user)
• Guy Williams
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• funny fat guy who dies
• grind up the loins
• A Fantastic story from an old guy
• Guy Fawkes Day
• Fry Guy
• I was a nice guy once
• justa guy (user)
• The Happy Guy
• Guy Verhofstadt
• Quake Guy
• Buddy Guy
• Buddy Guy's Legends
• We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
• cool guy (user)
• Bad Guy (user)
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• The Red Guy
• What guys do with their penis
• Guy Gardner

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