Findings:

• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• kill me now (user)
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Someone please kill me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• That would be me
• kill me (user)
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Please Kill Me
• You mean the me that you would be
• She kills me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I would kill my mother
• how my computer nearly killed me
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• things that scared me this week
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I wish you would talk to me
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• That which does not kill me...
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• It kills me to watch them go
• kill him dead; don't call me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Kill
• Gravity Kills
• Kill Yourself
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Kill Rock Stars
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Kill the Poor
• kill -9
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• A little child could never kill this clean
• They killed our Lord
• Humane octopus killing
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• A View to a Kill
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• I think I killed it
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Kill 'em All
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I killed a pigeon
• Kill a rap
• I kill microbes for a living
• Kill Yr Idols
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• High Time to Kill
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Society killed evolution
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Why does Man kill?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I will kill you if I can
• How to kill a clown
• computers kill kids
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• spermicide kills
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• The Man He Killed
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• kill -9 dueling
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• To Kill a Dead Man
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• A Time to Kill
• Accidental death odds
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• This machine kills fascists
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• Camp Kill Yourself
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Meat Kills
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• kill dash nine (user)
• Cars Kill Fish
• Fresh Kills Landfill
• I killed my dog and broke my own heart
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• I could've killed my father
• Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
• CDs Killed Album Art
• Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
• Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
• Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• Thou Shalt Not Kill
• When you kill people they die
• How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
• Kill My Landlord
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Kill City
• One Case One Kill
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• spawn kill
• tether kill switch
• curiosity killed the cat
• How we killed Borges

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