Findings:

• too fast too slow
• Days Too Short
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
• too fast (user)
• School bus drivers who drive too slow
• the good days are killing me too
• the light too bright, the day too long
• Not too fast, Freddy
• The leaves are falling too fast
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Jean-Claude Romand
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Days when art is too much to bear
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• too fast too live (user)
• kids grow up too fast
• running too fast at night
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• Time is too slow
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• This node is locked. This trip is going on too long.
• Too smart for high school
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• Too much bandwidth
• Slow news day
• too
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• Too Narrow
• "me too" product
• Rita, Sue and Bob Too
• Relying too heavily on a mouse
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• All good men are either gay or married
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Too Hep Records
• Perils of being too good at your job
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• You take up too much space
• When words mean too much
• think too much (user)
• Nothing is too serious to laugh at
• Error: Too many errors
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• A slow day in Stalingrad
• Linux is too hard to install
• Too Much Coffee Man
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• too big for his britches
• You're too young to be so old
• Too Short
• Too much information
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• some girls try too hard
• Seeing too much blue
• Too many mes
• Sunday Too Far Away
• Obsession hurt too much
• Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
• It's too late to say you're sorry
• My man loves action figures too much
• Not Too Near
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Weekends are far too short
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• You're too good to be human
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• The World is too much with us
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• Going Downhill Fast
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• too much
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Too good to be true
• Too Much Joy
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Can I masturbate too much?
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• A slow day on the job for a System Administrator
• Too much school makes us crack
• Giving Your Cat a Pill (and your little dog, too!)
• I think I think too much
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Too Broad
• You Worry Too Much
• I want to be sexy too!
• It's quiet... too quiet
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Men have feelings too
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I've been a woman for too long
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• Too long without touch
• Life's Too Good
• To, Too, Two
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• The new school of thought: Men are too fat
• No knowledge is too much to bear
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• Too Orangey for Crows
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• What happens when you get too lonely
• I love you too
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
• Effects of too much Angband
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Days and nights come together in a slow falling down
• long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Days or Years
• Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
• Either/Or
• Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
• A Dog Day, or the Angel in the House
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Swimming pool injury
• Fast and slow in photography
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Thinking, Fast and Slow
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Too Late
• Me too
• You are taking yourself too seriously
• Your God Is Too Small
• Too Many Daves
• Laughing Too Much (user)
• Too many cooks spoil the dish
• Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Too Funky in Here
• Coc A Too
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Too Pure
• Too much spring
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• This too shall pass
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 12.2 Classes are instances too
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Is Rene Russo too old to play the babe?
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Not too far back in time

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