Findings:
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- What ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- The best teacher I ever had
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- Live the greatest story ever told
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- They had been expecting me
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- the greatest ever tv series
- Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- If you told me this never happened
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- boss i wish you had told me
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
- The greatest paper ever written
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- Whaet ever happened to Jerry Rubin?
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- I won't ever understand me
- What the hell ever happened to our rights?
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- You had me at hello
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- What ever happened to Prince Charming?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Tell Me What Happened Billy
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- All you ever did was let it happen
- The greatest drill command ever
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Best smoke I've ever had
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- Worst episode ever
- The worst children's book ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Things you told me when we were in love
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Was it ever there?
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- ever (user)
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- I've been smoking ever since
- Don't work at a golf course
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- evers (user)
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If I ever lose my legs
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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