Findings:
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- The tattoo phenomenon
- i didn't write this, but i wish i had
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- They didn't have the heart
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- I didn't always have this cool job
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- I must have called a thousand times
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- But I have seen the sun just once
- I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I love you but I have to let you go
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- because I have given up any care
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Confectioners' sugar
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
- confectioner's sugar
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- You don't have any real problems
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- any
- Press any key to continue
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- mentholated sugar
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- "42" is even to any base
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- It doesn't get any better than this
- any way, shape or form
- Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- In any art, boredom is not a virtue
- Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
- Love In Any Language
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Any time! Anywhere!
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- At least things can't get any worse
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- Lil Kid any werrr (user)
- Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
- This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
- Any minute now, you will go blind
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Got any ID please?
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Any port in a storm
- A Jared by any other name
- Gym equipment
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- Any time is Trinidad time
- Convert any number to decimal
- To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
- How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
- Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
- In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
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