Findings:
- tap water
- Never drink or cook with hot tap water
- crunchy
- Crunchy Cornflake Bars
- FRITOS Cheesy Crunchy Joe's
- Crunchy vibes
- crunchy bits
- Dirt sure is crunchy.
- Crispy Crunchy Goo! (user)
- crunchy (user)
- crunchy yummy
- Crunchy chicken fingers with dijon potatoes
- Crunchy granola Jane
- tapped (user)
- Spinal Tap
- This Is Spinal Tap
- Taps
- Tap
- cable tap
- Put the tap on
- bloody tap
- Wire Tap (user)
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- flam taps
- hook tap
- nickel taps
- Tap Light
- How to tap a phone
- tap out
- Jimmy's Woodlawn Tap
- Smitty Harris Tap Code
- Universal TUN/TAP driver
- Armageddon On Tap
- nematode tap withdrawal
- The Coronation Tap
- double tap
- Tap that ass
- Love tap
- How to tap a keg
- Tap a Jam
- tap and die set
- Center tapped transformer
- glabellar tap
- Tap and sigh upon the glass and listen for reply
- tap (user)
- Taps (user)
- Tapps (user)
- Today
- Where do you want to go today?
- The Day Today
- I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
- if yesterday were tomorrow today
- USA Today
- To-day
- Time Has Come Today
- Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
- why I love people today
- something in the wind today
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- What's the matter with kids today?
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
- Today Is The Day That India's Population Hits 1,000,000,000
- What did you do for your mother today?
- Yesterday and Today
- Questions I have had today
- Today I feel like a tiger shark
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- The rain that came today
- today, a moment of understanding
- Today I found a sparrow near death
- Today's special value
- Performance Today
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- Maintaining multiple E2 accounts on one computer
- Damn, I look good today
- I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
- A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
- Tomorrow's Technology Today
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Today I buried my grandma
- Casting the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen today
- Today, just for once
- Today's Creative Writing Assignment
- Today's youth is the downfall of politics
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
- Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Today is my birthday
- Today, after love, I looked at my lover
- Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
- The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
- Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- What the hell is wrong with society today?
- They Buried the American Dream Today
- Today I feel a little smaller
- Have you hugged a fat person today?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Today We Choose Faces
- The World Today
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- Today I talked to an Amish person on the phone
- If Jesus were alive today
- What's on your plate today?
- I found $100 today
- The sky was green today
- Today I kill my child
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- Today I saw her again
- The Beach Boys Today!
- Today's Active Lifestyles
- Still Called Today
- Today I sold my soul to corporate I.T.
- Today In Parliament
- Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- Remember Today
- There's a wrinkle in the sky today
- I think you are my favorite today. Is that ok?
- Socialism today
- Today is Tomorrow
- Christ the Lord is Risen Today
- live for today
- I bought a book of poetry today
- Today again a thought goes hunting for a word
- I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
- You smile upon your friend to-day
- Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
- I Bind Unto Myself Today
- There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
- today I met F. Scott Fitzgerald
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
- Today's new international version
- The Fire Danger Today: Extreme
- The Today Programme
- Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
- Today is the longest day of year
- Student #478993320 went on a shooting rampage today
- Today's English Version
- It All Starts Today
- If you go down to the woods today
- Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
- Vote war today!
- A Year Ago Today (superdoc)
- The Lesson for Today
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- If Jesus Came Back Today
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- Speak offensive Japanese today!
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- The problem with domestic robots today
- Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
- The Today Show
- World Literature Today
- The weather is moving the wrong way today.
- Avignon today
- King's Quest VI - Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
- Today I'm glad I work in a diner
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- today we paint tomorrow
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- Did you know you broke my heart today?
- Today's Music Lesson
- Today is a Good Day to Die
- Critical Thinking Crisis of Today
- I know why it isn't raining today.
- her today and gone tomorrow
- today (user)
- Yesterday, Today & Forever
- Tiny Masters of Today
- Our tomorrow starts today: one minute to midnight in Iraq
- Fall in love with someone today
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Today is the beginning of goodbye
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