Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "there would be lonesome crickets chirping if it wasn't so fucking cold and bleak"

• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If you would be so kind
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• So you want to be a star?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• You could be so delicious
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• it would be hilarious if only
• So you want to be a DJ?
• So you wanna be a hacker
• There will never be another you
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• so be it
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• eternity would be boring
• So you want to be a waitress
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I never thought it would be like this
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Just to see what it would be like
• Mind without body
• There will be time
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• there will be a last
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be a problematic duck over there
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• What it's like to be in love
• That would be me
• Where's the kaboom?
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• you had to be there
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• On the comet there will be much pie
• There need to be more powers
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• So you want to be evil
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The Ten Commandments revised
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• what would it take to be serene again?
• So you want to be a composer
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• Where would America be without Canada?
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• There can be only one
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Who Will Be There
• That I Would Be Good
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• A whimper would be fine
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• all the cute guys will be there
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Some things that fly there be
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• It can be cold in the dark
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• There is some place I need to be
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Be there or be square
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• There will be no more stories to read
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• There Will Be Blood
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• There ought to be limits to freedom

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