Findings:

• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Why do we love songs about misery?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• People who carp about their jobs
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• I feel their presence
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• It was better before they came
• I don't feel the same way about you
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• How I feel about exams
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• There's Something About Mary
• about
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
• Porn industry
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Depertment of They
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything

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