Findings:
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- They did so because they believed they could.
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
- So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- the dreams that should have died
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- things you wouldn't have believed
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- worse things have happened to better people
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- How we could still have a President Trump
- Using a command line
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- when all the white horses have broken free
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- The elephant that wished he could fly
- He died on a Sunday morning
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- Animals people have sex with
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- He Never Died
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- People who died laughing
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- Dead people I have known
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- How could you ever have enough?
- I could have been Canadian
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- I could have known everything for five dollars
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Know your pets
- It was all I could do not to cry
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- Could I Have Been?
- How one man could control the Senate
- It was the least I could do
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- Type A blood
- I used to have so many dreams
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- A man has died
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Where the water for the flood could have come from
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- Dude, you have a white spot
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Penis for a day
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- The Dog It Was That Died
- It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I wish I could open his eyes
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- Could you have danced with me?
- Many have died; you also will die.
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Am I dying? Have I died?
- The Man who Died
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- People have fucked up before
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- I have lost many things, so many
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- People want what they cannot have
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- How to "Have People"
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- They could have saved Kevin
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
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