Findings:

• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• You have no power over me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• What have you done for me lately?
• No My Car Day
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• Dogs that have owned me
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Words Have No Meaning
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Stoned music memories
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Have a nice day
• No, nothing, not even dreams
• I have no browser and I must node!
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• You have no socially redeeming value
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Heart, have no pity
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Holy Day of Obligation
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• have an easy fast
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• I have no complaint
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where the streets have no name
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• The day Anubis hit on me
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Kids have no concept of time
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Could you have danced with me?
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Things video games have taught me
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I have no memory of my Mother
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have One On Me
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• They have no bones.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Penis for a day
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• No day at the beach
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• No such thing as a bad day
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• There is no music for this day
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• the good days are killing me too
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• The day he gave me a lift
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• No journey worth taking is easy
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• I have no faith in your God
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• No, but I'll have a beer
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I have no hair
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Californians have no soul
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Even Day
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• It could have been me
• Computers have no sense of time
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Fish have no concept of fire
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Atheists have no support group
• No one says anything important during the day

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