Findings:

• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• When Renny wakes up
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• And then one day you wake up
• Reasons To Wake Up
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• wake up hair
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Wake up
• fuck up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Wake up!
• ...and a wake up
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• your name, once I wake up
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• You Fucked Up!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• So I wake up
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Fucked up Facts from History
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• People have fucked up before
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• wake up in a dumpster
• When you wake up feeling old
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• I can't wake up
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Ken Lay
• I wake up so energized
• The worst way to wake up
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Wake me up if you still want me
• wake up and smell the coffee
• Wake up with the king
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• wake up and find her still there
• Wake up... Time to die!
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Shut The Fuck Up
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Fucked Up
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Fucked up ways to die
• Can I wake you up?
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Give a flying fuck
• Fuck me harder
• flying fuck
• Fuck off
• Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
• skull fuck
• Fuck it
• The Big Space Fuck
• fuck all
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Friends who fuck
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Don't fuck llamas
• Fuck blame
• Fuck art, let's dance
• Fuck what other people think
• Fuck like bunnies
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• fucks with
• Born to fuck
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• cool as fuck
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• gender fuck
• cluster fuck
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Fuck me
• Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck you money
• Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• Fucked Company
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck the System
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Fuck the models
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck with
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• sympathy fuck
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• Fuck Tibet, Free the Navajo
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• mercy fuck
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck them all but the six
• fuck truck
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck you, Jared!
• I fell in love with her first
• The "Fuck you, clown!" story
• fuck that
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• The Deswearification of Fuck
• fuck u (user)
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• fuck buddy
• fuckton
• what the fuck (user)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• fuck you, migraine
• FUCK TARD (user)
• boo boo kitty fuck (user)
• fuck off (user)
• clumsy fuck
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• fucked m (user)
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• Fuck Chopin!
• pussy fuck (user)
• A poor fuck pleasure
• Fuck you and your war. Fuck you and your robot whores.
• FUCK YO(U ALL (user)
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• fuck you!!! (user)
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Fuck your god
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• fuck me and marry me young
• FUCK IT ALL (user)

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