Findings:

• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Children should be seen and not heard
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Should I be happy?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Chalant should be a word!
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Laundry should be free
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• I just want to be friends
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Let's just be friends
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• What is and what should never be
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• why you should never be a referee
• AI should be our top priority.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I should be able to remember your face
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Darkness Be My Friend
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• You Should Be Sober
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• How Should A Person Be?
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• This node should be filled with waka!
• titles should be approached laterally
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Can we still be friends?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Farmers' Market
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• stupidity should be painful
• Things every child should be taught
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• how to be a friend
• Automobile tire pressure
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Should high school be mandatory?
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Trying to be friends
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• It should not be this complicated
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Food should not be luminous
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Why should we be moral?
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• This node should be filled with bees!
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Can't we all just be friends?
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• This node should be filled with renga!
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Should I be sorry?
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• Why you should not be mean
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined

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