Findings:

• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• Don't call it San Fran
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• A Tall Call Girl
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• St. Peter don't you call me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• That phone call you don't want to make
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
• What happens to nice girls?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Don't call me Debbie
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Paradise, The Girl Called
• Don't call it burnout
• Don't ask don't tell
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• People don't flail when they die
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• My Dream Girl Don't Exist
• Don't call me white
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• This is When it Happens
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Don't call me Asian
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When I left my girl
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• What happens when a Pope dies
• I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• Summer never answers when you call
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Call girl
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Good Girls Don't
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Ice Girls Don't
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Stoned music memories
• Don't ask
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When the girl is the mission
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• What happens when we die?
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Level 2
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask me about Loom
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Ask and Embla
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• When in doubt, shoot the wizard
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?

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