Findings:
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
- This Dust Was Once the Man
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Run and turn into butter
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- The smoke turned into rain
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
- Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- How to turn any number into a 9
- I was into them after they were hip
- Where Once Life Was
- Leather-bound organizer
- That was a joke, son.
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- Finding air where matter once was
- Crazy? I was crazy once.
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
- some great machines turn beauty into garbage
- Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- Once, everyone was a computer novice
- I was in a blindfold taste test once...
- I was in a commercial once
- I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
- I was once young and had a home
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- Once was enough
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Your hair has turned white
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- Once More Into the Bleach
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- I hope this won't turn into an infestation
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- Watermelon hookah
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- Turn anything into a sound file
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- Japanese alphabet
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- There was once a Man
- It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
- the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
- I once was a clueless young noder
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- There once was a girl named Irene
- "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Death has entered my life once more
- I once dreamt that I was a line
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- things you can't turn into poetry
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I was a nice guy once
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- I was adored once too
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- There Once Was a Farmer
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- every noder was once a normal human
- Once there was a way...
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- what once I was
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- I was a free man once, in Saigon
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- Love is stored in the memories of what once was
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- The worm has turned
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
- Morning Has Broken
- Time Has Come Today
- MY life has no carrot
- The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
- John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- The Soul has Bandaged moments-
- Naming Windows computers
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- Yom Hashoah
- Music Has the Right to Children
- The Heart Has its own Memory
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- Evolution has never been observed
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- My warranty has run out
- Music need not be popular to be good
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- an nyong ha se yo
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
- the hottest it has ever been
- a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Elvis has left the building
- Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Mr. T has fallen on hard times
- Has Your Soul Sipped?
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Everyone has an accent
- Autumn has come invisibly
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- 911 has an automated response
- September has such a feeling
- Santa Has Snow Blindness
- the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- Your request for no MSG has been denied
- The Giant Panda's Time has Come
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
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