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I didn't know such things when I was young
When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
When I was young
when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
All cell phones will have GPS capability
When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
Buying a cell phone
Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
When I was young Time had no wings
I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
When I was Fair and Young
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
We read your mail so you don't have to
it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
When phone systems attack
Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
Who needs another person when you have yourself?
They didn't have the heart
I have lost many things, so many
So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
It was one of the worst things I have ever done
somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
Sending mail from a cell phone
Why do we treat them so well?
We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
when even the plants have abandoned me
Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
Fixing a water damaged cell phone
When a boy comes over, always have something baking
How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
A time when a gun might have been helpful
Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
some people are so poor, all they have is money
i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
"The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
You're too young to be so old
What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
cell phone programming
Cell phone holder
if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
Cell Phone Radiation
That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
When I have female children
Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
The best phone call I could have made tonight
It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
When I too long have looked upon your face,
$40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
Of diamonds and those that have them
I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
Who needs love when you can have death?
How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
times when i have said: i wanted to write
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
Stoned music memories
I am letting myself down so you don't have to
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
i have been burning for so long
for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
"Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
Supernatural cell phone
It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
I write you, when I can't have you near me.
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
She didn't know what outside was anymore.
Times when you MUST have a smoke
When we have reached the end of time and light
Let them have Festivas
Bic vs Cell Phone
i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
Phone books have never been this exciting!
For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
Cell Phone Interruptus
When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
You should have killed me when you had the chance
cell phone jammer
When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
I used to have so many dreams
When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
I love you so much that I have to break up with you
old keyboards and broken cell phones
I would have liked thunder when she left
So you don't have to
Cell Phone Zombies
Laugh when you have been listening well
Why black women have so few wrinkles
Jesus loves you so I don't have to
Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
When living we have need of Death
a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
when all the white horses have broken free
I have been alone while I was with many girls
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
I didn't want to know where I was conceived

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