Findings:

• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When I was young
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• I was wrong I didn't have everything
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Buying a cell phone
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I was Fair and Young
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• They didn't have the heart
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Stoned music memories
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Sending mail from a cell phone
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• When I have female children
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• when all the white horses have broken free
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• i have been burning for so long
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Why do we treat them so well?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• cell phone programming
• Cell phone holder
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Cell Phone Radiation
• Let them have Festivas
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I have lost many things, so many
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• You're too young to be so old
• When phone systems attack
• Supernatural cell phone
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Bic vs Cell Phone
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Cell Phone Interruptus
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I used to have so many dreams
• cell phone jammer
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• So you don't have to
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• old keyboards and broken cell phones
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Cell Phone Zombies
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• When living we have need of Death
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived

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