Findings:
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Eye contact at a distance
- I shudder when I think that God is merciful
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Love is never having to say you're sorry
- Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Say Yes to This
- when god speaks, it is never one-sided
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- God Rest Ye Unitarians
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Say yes
- When the Pope says shit
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
- when someone you disliked dies
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- You're never around when I need you
- You know you're a geek when...
- So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When You're Evil
- You know you're blacked out when...
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- You're pretty when you cry
- Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- God Rest Ye Merry, Polyphemus
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- smile when you say that
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Ye gods and little fishes
- Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- When you're alone
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Don't say yes if you can't say no
- Cast in the Name of God, Ye Not Guilty
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Only when you're older
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Sing when you're winning
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- God Rest Ye CS Students
- when the gods are afraid
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Ways to Say you're done
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
- Gods Rest Ye Pagan Gentlemen
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- ways to say someone is stupid
- I Raise My Eyes to Say Yes
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
- Say When
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Gods say the darndest things
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- My eyes change color when I kiss someone
- Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- They say you're a man with true grit.
- So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- When I said yes
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- When you're home alone
- When you're dead, you're dead
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- In God we trust? Who says?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Swing when you're winning
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- You know you're in the SCA when
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Before you ask a question
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
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