Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "where human brains would be if the hideous second face wasn't there instead"

• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• Where's the kaboom?
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• The second chance you give could be your last
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That would be me
• it would be hilarious if only
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• eternity would be boring
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If you would be seated
• I never thought it would be like this
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Who Will Be There
• You're too good to be human
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There Will Be Blood
• There is some place I need to be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Be human
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• A whimper would be fine
• you had to be there
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• I should be able to remember your face
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• The Ten Commandments revised
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Let there be another next time
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• There Must Be Someone
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• That Would Be Enough
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• The Man Who Would Be King
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Mind without body
• That I Would Be Good
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Some things that fly there be
• Just to see what it would be like
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There need to be more powers
• There can be only one
• all the cute guys will be there
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• There will never be another you
• Be there or be square
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• There will be no more stories to read
• Life without music would be a mistake
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• there will be a last
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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