Findings:

• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Someday, I will be strong
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• You will be assimilated
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• there will be a last
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The revolution will not be televised
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I will always be weird inside
• There will be time
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I will always be in the details
• The Revolution will be televised
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• This love will be your downfall.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I will be light
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Animals which may be immortal
• They will not be named!
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• The end will be a sellout
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It will never be just you
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• It will be good when I am leader
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Squids will be Squids
• You never think it will be the ducks
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The television will not be revolutionized
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• What life after death will really be like
• Be sure it's legal
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Will I cease to be
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Who Will Be There
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Will I be given that chance?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• node that will be my legacy
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Marks which will never be broken
• On the comet there will be much pie
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The next life will be better
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• There will never be another you
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• If it be your will
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• all the cute guys will be there
• There Will Be Blood
• I will be your young sinner
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Everything will be alright
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Even the dead will not be safe

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