Findings:

• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Worse Than Failure
• Jumping Over a Fence is Worse Than Smoking Pot
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• worse than useless
• The impending nickname shortage
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• ghost poop
• Poop Moose
• Pooped
• Why your pet eats poop
• a poop story
• Eat poop you cat
• Lake Poopó
• Don't poop in the shower
• Snowman Poop
• Bye, bye, poop! Thanks for going in the toilet!
• musical eat poop you cat
• Clean food with no poop
• poop deck
• poop chute
• Poop Eater (user)
• Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop
• Everyone Poops
• twiddle poop
• poop (user)
• oh poop (user)
• Dog poop calendars and indio mandarinquats
• How to make a Flaming Bag of Poop
• Poop Won't Eat Itself
• Libertarianism: The Politics of Poop
• poop names
• Poop emoji
• YouTube Poop
• poop and dick jokes are an important diagnostic tool
• More than dream?
• Men make more money than women
• A modem is better than nothing
• Less Than Jake
• greater than
• less than
• Smallest number greater than 0
• Less Than Zero
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• More Human Than Human
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• than
• Now more than ever
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Much better than a piss test
• The pen is mightier than the sword
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• More evil than Satan himself
• Holier than thou
• Better him than me
• Bigger on the inside than on the outside
• What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• play dumb
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Smarter than a brick?
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• CD vs. vinyl
• old-schooler than thou
• Easier said than done
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• Stranger Than Fiction
• Faster than a speeding bullet
• Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Uses for dildos other than the obvious
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Bigger Than Jesus
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• this seems less than fair
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• A determination to do better than
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Beam travels faster than speed of light
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• bigger than Elvis
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Beer is better for you than milk
• Louder Than Bombs
• Your enthralling radiance lights the way for those less lucid than you
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• It was more than perfect understanding
• Stranger than Paradise
• my life is more than this
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• What is faster than the speed of light?
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Gother Than Thou
• Why are homosexuals held to different standards of conduct than heterosexuals?
• more often than not
• How to move something faster than the speed of light
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Indier than thou
• Are we better than everything else?
• It's colder than it looks outside
• Listening with more than your ears
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• all other times are better than 6 am
• More than just a song
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• What Everything does better than anything else
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Fear is stronger than pain
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• More than he was willing to give

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