Findings:

• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• What have you done for me lately?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• tell me what you have in your heart
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Finding out you have cancer
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• It could have been me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• You'll Find Me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• stir me out of my dream
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Could you have danced with me?
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• You have no power over me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Dogs that have owned me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Things video games have taught me
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You have your work cut out for you
• How to have an out of body experience
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Have One On Me
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• i have to get out
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• you have me at a disadvantage
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• There are a million girls like me out there
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value

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