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• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• But can a robot love.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• You can't make someone love you
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• can the patient make love?
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• we can give up, but the world never will
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Fuck them all but the six
• like you're blind but still can see
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• One letter can make all the difference
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• Dr Pepper imitations
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• You can, but you may not
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• I can make a bong out of anything
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• True Love Can Wait
• I bet I can make you say black
• Can real love survive over time
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• but with words we can create anything
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Any song can be a love song
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• nick can write love poems again
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.

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