Findings:
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- You have no power over me
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Bernie would have won
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- You mean the me that you would be
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- What pornos would have us believe
- you would have been
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- What have you done for me lately?
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- That would be me
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Dogs that have owned me
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- You stole what they would have given you
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- It could have been me
- I would like to have emotions
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- Could you have danced with me?
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Things video games have taught me
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Have One On Me
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- he would have cried
- he would have laughed
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- you have me at a disadvantage
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- tell me what you have in your heart
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- I wish you would talk to me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Have a nice day
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- I would know right away that it's you.
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
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