Findings:
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- Mom takes off her cape
- how to put vertical space MOM
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- I was my mom for a while
- The Girl with the Tears in Her Eyes
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- Helping people cheat
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
- a girl and her dog
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- work at home moms (user)
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- All of her seconds were unencumbered
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- Work mom
- Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- All he left her was alone
- We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
- The Girl with the Sun in her Head
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- The Adventures of The Black Girl In Her Search For God
- Call your mom
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- All Girls (user)
- Making the heartless girl cry
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
- Mighty aspirations you got there, girl
- she had already found her party
- Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- Paradise, The Girl Called
- American Psycho 2: All American Girl
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
- I had been hungry all the years
- confusion in her eyes that says it all
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- All the boys are named Ronald Reagan. All the girls are named Sarah Palin. FOR AMERICA.
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- There was a little girl
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- The Girl with All the Gifts
- Calling her number and having a male voice answer
- The last girl I loved
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- What do I call her?
- My girl is all right
- Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
- A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
- She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
- All the girls you slept with are getting married
- All Girl Summer Fun Band
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- and there was this girl
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- The Girl Was a Guy
- Girl Genius: The Works
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- How to not get the girl
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- Lucky Girl: How I Became a Horror Writer: A Krampus Story
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- All her stiletto syllables
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- her curiosity got the better of her.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Debra Ann's got a tiger in her hips
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- Monkey Girl and the Price of it All
- She's got Zelda Fitzgerald mercury in her veins
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- On Returning A Call From An Unknown Phone Number
- A Tall Call Girl
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- How much for the little girl?
- The Guru got a girlfriend
- I was one of those girls
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- All that’s left of her is black print
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Boys got cooties, girls got brains
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How to meet the most girls
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- There once was a girl named Irene
- How To Meet Girls
- Girls and the theory of the last man packed
- Arsonists Get All The Girls
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Girl All The Bad Guys Want
- How to Pull Girls
- How to get a girl's attention
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
- this girl I was in love with
- Galatea was a bookish girl
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- I could tell by all of her dead house plants
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
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