Findings:
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- Mom takes off her cape
- how to put vertical space MOM
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- The Girl with the Tears in Her Eyes
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Work mom
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- a girl and her dog
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- I was my mom for a while
- All of her seconds were unencumbered
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- Call your mom
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- Helping people cheat
- All he left her was alone
- a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
- The Girl with the Sun in her Head
- Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
- The Adventures of The Black Girl In Her Search For God
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
- work at home moms (user)
- The Tale of Sweet Cab-ij and all that Happened to Her
- I was one of those girls
- Girls and the theory of the last man packed
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- The last girl I loved
- All Girls (user)
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- How to meet the most girls
- Galatea was a bookish girl
- A Tall Call Girl
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Mighty aspirations you got there, girl
- Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
- Debra Ann's got a tiger in her hips
- American Psycho 2: All American Girl
- How much for the little girl?
- I had been hungry all the years
- confusion in her eyes that says it all
- Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
- How to not get the girl
- All the boys are named Ronald Reagan. All the girls are named Sarah Palin. FOR AMERICA.
- Making the heartless girl cry
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- There was a little girl
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- The Girl with All the Gifts
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- her curiosity got the better of her.
- she had already found her party
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- Fixing a water damaged cell phone
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- My girl is all right
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- She Called in Her Soul to Come and See
- A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- All the girls you slept with are getting married
- All Girl Summer Fun Band
- Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- this girl I was in love with
- How To Meet Girls
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- and there was this girl
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- The Girl Was a Guy
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Lucky Girl: How I Became a Horror Writer: A Krampus Story
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- She's got Zelda Fitzgerald mercury in her veins
- All her stiletto syllables
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- Calling her number and having a male voice answer
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Ask her if she's got an answer
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- Monkey Girl and the Price of it All
- Call girl
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- On Returning A Call From An Unknown Phone Number
- Paradise, The Girl Called
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- The Guru got a girlfriend
- All that’s left of her is black print
- What do I call her?
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- There once was a girl named Irene
- Boys got cooties, girls got brains
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- Girl Genius: The Works
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- Arsonists Get All The Girls
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar
- Girl All The Bad Guys Want
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- How to get a girl's attention
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
- How to Pull Girls
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- I could tell by all of her dead house plants
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
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