Findings:

• Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• When phone systems attack
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• When I turned round...
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• When you are smart, nothing is true
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• when does it end (user)
• Does that phone taste good?
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• When does a dream become public domain?
• water does not expand when it freezes
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• What does a woman want
• Size does matter
• Why the sun shines
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
• Jane Doe
• Working does not mean thinking
• doe
• Does free will exist?
• Nobody Does It Better
• MTV sucks
• Does
• How Does Your Garden Grow?
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
• Curious George does LSD
• The Doe and the Lion
• Microsoft does your mom
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Color does not exist
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
• male masturbation
• Female masturbation
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Mandibular block injection
• Does this ever go away?
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
• Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• fog machine
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Why does Man kill?
• Why Does Smoking Suck?
• How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Biological does not mean genetic
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• How does an atheist swear a vow?
• What does your hometown smell like?
• Where does the money come from?
• Salary of the President of the United States
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• What does God need with a starship?
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Why does ice float?
• To which side does your penis lean?
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• How much uranium does Canada produce?
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• Why does a bull buck?
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
• Does hate scare people?
• Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
• Does anyone still care about freedom?
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• What RU-486 means to me
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
• Mrs Doe Pee
• The "future" does not exist
• Does Santa exist?
• Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• Art has an actual purpose
• it does exactly what it says on the tin
• Time does not exist without rain
• What difference does it make?
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Life does not end at high school
• What does art do?
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• A duck's quack does not echo
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Honig v. Doe
• The Tom and Nicole split: Why does the world care?
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• NCC
• Why e-commerce does not work
• System Does Matter
• When you know things are just meant to be
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• doe (user)
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• A metaphor for sex
• Does a story need a conflict?
• Does not play well with others
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Pretty is as pretty does
• The reasons Melinda's mother does not travel
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• The revolution does not put dreams on trial. Nor does it save us from nightmares.
• she does not know how much I need this
• Wherefore does not mean where
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• What a computer does well
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• That which does not kill me...
• Does cruise control work in reverse?
• John Doe No. 2
• Why does my voice sound different on a tape recorder?
• Difference in mass does affect acceleration
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• EGBDF
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Does Lou Reed still crossdress?
• infinity does a handstand
• Television does more than rot your brain

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