Findings:

• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Excuse me
• You have no power over me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• But I have seen the sun just once
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• What have you done for me lately?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• It could have been me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Dogs that have owned me
• Could you have danced with me?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I have seen the elephant
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Have One On Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Things video games have taught me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• you have me at a disadvantage
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• excuse
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• juggler's excuses
• Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• a good excuse (user)
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Excuses
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I Seen Footage
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book

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