Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "God can vouch for my fidelity. The one who took my virginity, who took my girlhood, has been the only one to this day"

• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• There can be only one
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• The day God took back the edges
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Hitler has only got one ball
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• one who sleeps with mothers
• Who is Number One?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The ones who watch
• An enemy is one who reacts
• One who knows does not speak
• Who Knows One?
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Who took my beer and gum? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• There is only ONE God
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• On Being the one who goes away
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• a personal God who intervenes in human history
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• Who makes God's rules?
• The Library Book
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• old books can tell more than one story
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• One man can make a difference
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Each one has their own story
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• He who has ears, let him hear
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• One day we will burn
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• In God we trust? Who says?
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Who needs a day job?
• Meeting Love Downtown One Day
• One nation under God
• Who are we to question God?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• Music need not be popular to be good
• The man who can fix anything
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• No one has died
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Who can know it?
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• One Day in September
• A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Who Is Stealing the 12 Days of Christmas?
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I could have been one of a two
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• One letter can make all the difference
• The words no one can find
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Ski piss
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• Who created God?
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• God helps those who help themselves
• No one can be totally logical
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• No one can be in two places at once
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Does God care who wins?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Famous people who can run a marathon

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