Findings:

• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Will I cease to be
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• They will not be named!
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• If God was willing to let it be
• The revolution will not be televised
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The next life will be better
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will be your young sinner
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• God must be living in the sea.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I will be in my trailer!
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• On the comet there will be much pie
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• there will be a last
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• This love will be your downfall.
• It will never be just you
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• God must be deaf
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I will always be weird inside
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I fear I will be nothing
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The Revolution will be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Be My God
• There will never be another you
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• If it be your will
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• gods we may be
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• There Will Be Blood
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Everything will be alright
• You Shall Be as Gods
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Your god might be evil....
• I will be light
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• It will be good when I am leader
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• There will be no more stories to read
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• What life after death will really be like
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be time
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• To God Be the Glory
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Who Will Be There
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Will I be given that chance?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• node that will be my legacy
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Marks which will never be broken
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• The end will be a sellout
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• all the cute guys will be there
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will always be in the details
• Someday, I will be strong
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Even the dead will not be safe

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