Findings:
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Guns kill people.
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- When you kill people they die
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- Know your pets
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- kill him dead; don't call me
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- telling people what they don't need to know
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- people who don't exist
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
- I don't believe in people
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Things people don't want to hear
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Don't encourage people to read
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- People don't flail when they die
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- People who don't read
- don't kill your clients
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- Capitalize, please
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- I kill microbes for a living
- AIDS Kills Fags Dead
- Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
- kill -9
- kill file
- Smoking can kill you
- Camp Kill Yourself
- Accidental death odds
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Kill
- Humane octopus killing
- How to kill a clown
- God Loves, Man Kills
- To Kill a Mockingbird
- That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- The Man He Killed
- If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
- Kill Yourself
- Kill Yr Idols
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- Killed By Death
- computers kill kids
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- kill -XCPU
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- How Prom nearly killed me
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- kill -9 dueling
- kill -BUS
- Gravity Kills
- Kill time before it kills you
- One Shot One Kill
- Kill the Poor
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- Kill a rap
- Licence to Kill
- Society killed evolution
- High Time to Kill
- Kill Zone
- I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
- Why does Man kill?
- Probability of Kill (Pk)
- Please Kill Me
- I will kill you if I can
- Shoot Speed Kill Light
- Kill the rich
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- spermicide kills
- A Time to Kill
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- To Kill a Dead Man
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- to those killed by the Firestone tires
- I would kill my mother
- Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
- Meat Kills
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- how my computer nearly killed me
- This machine kills fascists
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I killed a pigeon
- Kill Your Television
- My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- Kill Rock Stars
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Bikini Kill
- A little child could never kill this clean
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- kill word
- They killed our Lord
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- A View to a Kill
- Rasputin: A hard man to kill
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- Let's Get Killed
- Kill your sampler
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- kill -KILL
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- kill -PIPE
- I Love to Kill
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Kill two birds with one stone
- Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- Kill 'em All
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