Findings:

• why you should never be a referee
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• What is and what should never be
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Things never were what they used to be
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Things every child should be taught
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I should be able to remember your face
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• You Should Be Sober
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• titles should be approached laterally
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• Food should not be luminous
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Farmers' Market
• The Lines That Used To Be
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Why should we be moral?
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• This node should be filled with renga!
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• The BMT That Used To Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The IRT That Used To Be
• It should not be this complicated
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I used to be a carpenter
• I used to be that girl.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• AI should be our top priority.
• we used to be punk
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• I used to be bulimic
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Home I'll never be
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• How Should A Person Be?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• This node should be filled with waka!
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• I'll never be the other woman
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Automobile tire pressure
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• stupidity should be painful
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Should I be sorry?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Laundry should be free
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• not as funny as it used to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• No threat should be taken lightly
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Chalant should be a word!
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Marks which will never be broken
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• The MTA That Used To Be
• The IND That Used To Be
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I used to be racist
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• There will never be another you
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Knowledge can never be certain
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Or at least it used to be
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• We used to be more in sync
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• It will never be just you
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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