Findings:
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- You ever have one of those days where you go, "Well. This might as well happen."
- What have the Spanish ever done for us
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You have the whole world in your hands
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Have you ever thought
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- How could you ever have enough?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- The saddest place I have ever been
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- He held my hand - once
- We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- My hands have lost their memory
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Now more than ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- The worst children's book ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Parking warning
- Dick Green
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Same as it Ever Was
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Was it ever there?
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- For the first time in either of her lives, she is held gently
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- All I ever wanted to be
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- ever (user)
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
- Best smoke I've ever had
- I've been smoking ever since
- Don't work at a golf course
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Johnny Evers
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If I ever lose my legs
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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