Findings:

• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Dragged past the interesting parts of life by common sense and assumption
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I have seen the elephant
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Three-year-old boys are usually not very interesting people
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The entire past has inevitably led to my creation
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• Time Has Come Today
• MY life has no carrot
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Satan has your nose
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Water has negative calories
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• The Path Has Vanished
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Canada has low self-esteem
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• an nyong ha se yo
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the hottest it has ever been
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Elvis has left the building
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Everyone has an accent
• Your hair has turned white
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• 911 has an automated response
• September has such a feeling
• Santa Has Snow Blindness
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Where has the smoke gone?
• Smoking has class
• very funny money handler
• Each one has their own story
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why the Borg have such terrible fashion sense
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• This year has flown
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• coolio go home ha ha (user)
• Los Angeles has crappy landmarks
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• Chinese has three words for "river"
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
• She still has my Borges book
• Death has entered my life once more
• gomame no ha gishiri
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• A serious error has occurred
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• ha oto shelanu
• Plastic Has Memory
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• feline allergies
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• ba shana ha ba'a
• jo ha kyu
• The Universe has spared us this moment
• Hunter of Fascists, ha ha ha!
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• Has EDB finally attained consciousness?
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• The Giant Panda's Time has Come
• Pain has an Element of Blank
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.

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