Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Here's the thing about famines: They're mostly caused by overlords demanding continued rent payments during years of crop failure. Ask the Irish, or the Bengalis."

• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• You, standing
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• By hook or by crook
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• The Failure of Containment During the Cold War
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Missed you by ten years - Sorry
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Irish Potato Famine
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• here's the thing about the brain download
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Good Friday Agreement : Comparable Steps by the Irish Government
• By the Irish Sea
• dropped here by the hand of the astronaut
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Here's the thing about losing a limb
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Here's the thing about losing a limb (category)
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Technology is the remedy for problems caused by technology
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Payment Type by Socioeconomic Status
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Ask me about Loom
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Swimming pool injury
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Two bros sitting in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
• The Irish potato famine (category)
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Are we in good news or bad news territory here
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• Is this the last four years or what?
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Days or Years
• Half the work, half the pay. Or not?
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• Number of OS Vulnerabilities by Year
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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