Findings:

• You will lose everything you love making your point
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• So you want to be evil
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• You will be assimilated
• Boys will be boys
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• So mote it be
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I will always be in the details
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Everything will be alright
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• the world will be remade in our image
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You could be so delicious
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Marks which will never be broken
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• My RPG will be a work of art
• If it be your will
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• There will never be another you
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What life after death will really be like
• The television will not be revolutionized
• What it's like to be in love
• Will I cease to be
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• So you wanna be a hacker
• I'll be your fantasy
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• On the comet there will be much pie
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• So you want to be a star?
• Who Will Be There
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The next life will be better
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• There will be no more stories to read
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• The Revolution will be televised
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Someday, I will be strong
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• there will be a last
• You're too young to be so old
• There Will Be Blood
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• They will not be named!
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• well, I'll be jiggered
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• I'll never be the other woman
• I'll be back
• node that will be my legacy
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• There will be time
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• So you want to be a waitress
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will always be weird inside
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Will I be given that chance?
• I fear I will be nothing
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The end will be a sellout
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• I'll be
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• The revolution will not be webcast
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• So you want to be a DJ?
• all the cute guys will be there
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I will be in my trailer!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Even the dead will not be safe

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